puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
after that, you can go beat the queerlite 4
phase one complete
Friend happy to receive gift!!
Friend says “I hate tumblr” ~Sad emoji face
initial gift-getting happiness
"I don’t get it"
Clearly he’s stunned by this majestic gift-WAIT
He uh he shoved it in his pants and walked away??
sciency conclusion: gift is 25% happying, 25% angering, 25% confusing, and 25% pants-worthy
hehehe i love having a boxer they are so fun and silly
Is that Nash Greir